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abigailpaige:
There’s a man that comes into the cafe who is a cross between Jason Sudeikis and Tom Selleck (it all works out facially somehow don’t worry) and he’s so hot and cool and he’s a pilot and he’s funny as hell and he smiles at me and watches me laugh. How can I convince him to murder me?